25+ Best Hilarious Awesome Funny Status in English & Hindi

Fun is most important thing in anyone's life. Without smiling & laughing we can't spent a day, but now days with busy life style & work pressure make us away from that fun side of life. For this reason here are some Hilarious Awesome Funny Status that can help you to bring back that smile on your face. It's said that "one apple at a day keeps doctor away" here we said "one smile one your face keeps problem away". Hope these Cool Funny Status in English & Hindi can bring a little joy in your life so that you can smile hard. You can share these Funny Status in WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook & other social media to share a smile with all our friends, family & loved ones so that you all can smile together because when you share a joke you share lots of happiness.

Hilarious Awesome Funny Status in English & Hindi

1. 

I have a date tonight with my bed and we are totally gonna sleep together...

2. 

Hum kisi ko ache nahi lagte toh koi baat nahi aab har kisi ki choice bhi toh achhi nahi hoti hai...

3. 

Life is a ice cream so grab it all before it all melts

4. 

God is really creative I mean just look at me....

5. 

I'm not failed... My success is just postponed for some time....

6. 

When you really wanna slap someone just do it and said "MOSQUITO"

Funny Love Status

7. 

Tere pyaar mein na jane kitna intezaar kia...

Aur us intezaar mein na jane kitno se pyaar kia...

8. 

You love flowers, but you cut them...

You love animal, but you eat them...

You tell me you love me, now I'm scared...

9. 

You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again

10. 

बहत दिन हो गयी आपका दीदार हुए...

कही आप भार में तोह नहीं चले गए...

11.  

Aaj tak samjh mein eye kavi nahi aya ke dil mein toh haddi nahi hai toh toot kaise jata hai...

12. 

He stole my heart so I'm planning to take revenge... I'm going to take his last name 

 Funny Status in Hindi

13. 

यहाँ भी होगा वहां भी होगा अब तो सारे जहाँ में होगा, क्या?

क्या?

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गाजर का हलवा, हलवा, हलवा...

14. 

हम अकेले ही चले थे ज़िन्दगी का दही ज़माने...

रहो में आईडिया मिलते गए और ज़िन्दगी का रायता ही बाण गया...

15. 

कुछ लोग तो इतने परफेक्ट होते है कि, उनकी तारिफ में इलफ़ाज ही कम पड़ जाते है… जैसे कि आप मुझे ही ले लो….

16. 

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम जब कोई आकर यह कह दे कि आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

17. 

शुक्र है WhatsApp हिंदी में नहीं है...

वरना Last Seen अंतिम दर्शन कहलाता....

18. 

एक बात थी मेरे ज़हन में सोचा आज पूछ ही लूँ “ये जो इज़्ज़त का सवाल होता है… वो कितने नंबरों का होता है ?”

Funny Status in English

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No matter how much time is spent throughout the day, the hotter girl will been seen only when the family is with you....

20. 

DEAR LORD, THERE IS BUG IN YOUR SOFTWARE... IT'S CALLED MONDAY, PLEASE FIX IT...

21. 

My back is not my VOICEMAIL so better to say it on my FACE...

22. 

DON'T KISS NEAR YOU HOUSE, LOVE IS BLIND BUT YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE NOT

23. 

I'm not special...

I'm just a limited edition...

24. 

I never mind what people think of me...

At least mosquitos find me really attractive 

25. 

My part time job is deleting images received on WhatsApp... 

26. 

BEST FRIENDS DON'T JUDGE EACH OTHER... THEY JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE...