Hilarious Funny Sarcastic Quotes for Every Circumstances of Life
Sarcasm is a modern craft of joking in witty but funny way for intelligent people. Some people think its a very sloppy way but on the other hand other think its a very unique craftsmanship of intelligence. You can show your intelligence in a smart, funny yet cool way. Some people think its a really rude way of talking to others but we think some people have that humorous way to being funny. Here are some cool witty Hilarious Funny Sarcastic Quotes for Every Circumstances of Life Status for Sarcastic People to show their different yet sophisticated witty way to get funny. You can share these Hilarious Funny Sarcastic Quotes for Every Circumstances of Life Status in WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook & other social media to world your other side. Have fun & share them show what you got.
Best 50+ Hilarious Funny Sarcastic Quotes for Every Circumstances of Life
1.
I heard you're a PLAYER.
Nice to meet you. I'm the COACH.
2.
Mirrors Don't Lie
FORTUNATELY
For You
They Don't Laugh
3.
When Someone Says, "EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED"
Slap Them & Say, "YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, DID YOU?"
4.
You think I'm sarcastic?
You should hear what I didn't say.
5.
Sorry for the MEAN, AWEFUL, ACCURATE things I said...
Rude, Sarcastic Quotes
6.
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables & the chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way.
7.
Everyday I arrive at work with good intension & great attitude.... Then idiots happen...
8.
Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass, when in actual fact they're luke warm piss in a plastic cup...
9.
I'M NOT ALWAYS RUDE & SARCASTIC SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP.
10.
I'm returning to your nose my dear! I found it in my business...
11.
You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't?
Yeah, I don't have one of those.
12.
I hide behind SARCASM because telling you go to FUCK YOURSELF is considered RUDE in most social situation.
13.
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK...
Sarcastic Quotes about Idiots
14.
SARCASM: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
15.
Half The World Is Composed Of Idiots, The Other Half Of People Clever Enough To Take Indecent Advantage Of Them!
16.
I'm always force to do shit I'm not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
17.
IF YOU DON'T WANT A SARCASTIC ANSWER, DON'T ASK A STUPID QUESTION.
18.
No, you don't have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.
19.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just a funny person surrounded by idiots...
20.
THE WORST PART OF MY JOB IS BEING NICE TO IDIOTS.
21.
Sometimes I wish I could get a refund on the time I have invested on people that weren't worth it...
22.
Sarcasm is the bodies natural defense against stupidity!!!
23.
My tolerance for idiots is very low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there...
24.
I TRY TO BE NICE PERSON... BUT SOMETIMES MY MOUTH DOESN'T COOPERATE...
Sarcastic Quotes on Life
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25.
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
26.
Don't worry about what I'm doing? Worry about why you're worried about what I'm doing.
27.
Old people at wedding always poke me & say "you're next". So I started doing the same thing at funeral.
28.
If someone show you their true colors, don't try to repaint them.
29.
IF I WAS MEANT TO BE CONTROLLED I WOULD HAVE COME WITH A REMOTE.
30.
Be the reason someone smile today... Or the reason they drink... Whatever works...
31.
PEOPLE WILL TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK. MAKE SUR TO GIVE THEM AN INTERESTING TOPICS.
32.
I'm sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
33.
LIFE UPDATE: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
Sarcastic Quotes on Stupidity
34.
Arrogance and stupidity all in one package. How efficient you are.
35.
Scientist say the world is made up of PROTONS, ELECTRONS & NEUTRONS. Hell they forgot to mention MORONS.
36.
My silence doesn't mean I agree with you.
It means your level of stupidity rendered my speechless.
37.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN A LARGE GROUP...
38.
Everyone has the right to be stupid. It's just some people abuse the privilege.
39.
Some people aren't just missing the odd screw. The whole freaking toolbox is gone.
40.
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not stupid people person.
41.
If you are argue with an idiot, after a while it's really hard to tell who is real idiot.
42.
COMMON SENSE IS SO RARE THESE DAYS, IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A SUPER POWER...
43.
Sometimes we expect more from people because we won't realize that they're unbelievably stupid.
Sarcastic Quotes on Love
44.
Love your neighbor but don't get caught...
45.
NOT EVERYBODY HAS TO LOVE ME. I CAN'T FORCE YOU TO HAVE GOOD TASTE...
46.
All you need is Love... And an IQ low enough to believe that...
47.
People say you can't live without LOVE....
I think OXYGEN is more important......
48.
What is better than hearing "I LOVE YOU"? That krrr sound the ATM makes when withdrawing money.
49.
You Laugh Because You Think It Is A Joke...
I Laugh Because You Think I'm Joking...
50.
IF SOMEONE TRUELY LOVES YOU, THEY WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO CONSTANTLY FIGHT FOR THEIR ATTENTION....
51.
I'm think I'm in love triangle....
I love myself,
Myself loves me,
Me loves I...
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